Monthly Archives November 2008

Naming babies

Youth Without Youth ipod

Hello, Dolly! movie

Next Friday movie
The Abyss buy

download World War 1 in Colour

The Final Conflict ipod

Terry Fator: Live from Las Vegas download
And here, an ancient tale:
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers movie
Joshua ipod
Code 46 rip
The Pelican Brief divx

Johnson Family Dinner movie
End of the Spear movie download
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Your reality, sir, is all lies and balderdash. And I’m delighted to say I have no grasp of it.

Assault on Precinct 13 dvd
“So which is it? Groundhog Day or [title of 1993 movie I forget at the moment]?”
My brother, Marvin, winces and makes a face as he surveys the posters. We’re in Glorietta, and this is the summer of 1993. The whole family was supposed to watch a Russian circus, but something had [...]

The real ‘Vagina Monologues’

Thunderball psp House of the Dead divx

Willow dvdrip

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo download

I enter a hotel room. Somebody obscenely rich is having a cocktail party. Nobody’s there that I know. This bothers me for a few moments, until I realize why: everyone’s face is a huge, pink vagina.
I approach a gentleman in a suit, [...]

The ‘Jesus and Judas Comedy Extravaganza’

(One boring day two years ago, I was looking for something funny to write just to amuse myself. And so I did what every normal person will do — I tried to turn the Bible into a comedy. Hence the two stories below.

Warning: unexciting people shouldn’t read this, at all.)
Part 1: “Jesus sings Sinatra”
And when [...]