I enter a hotel room. Somebody obscenely rich is having a cocktail party. Nobody’s there that I know. This bothers me for a few moments, until I realize why: everyone’s face is a huge, pink vagina.
I approach a gentleman in a suit, whose face is of course a huge vagina. I try to make conversation. But all that comes out of my mouth is the word “vagina.”
Me: Vagina vagina.
Gentleman in a suit: Vagina vagina vagina
Me: (very confused) Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!
— casts of the interiors of actual vaginas.}
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