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Monthly Archives December 2008

May we all have a bullshit-free holiday season

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The Thaw movie download

Eat, drink and be merry. Repeat as necessary.
{Image: Atheist sign at a nativity scene}

Posted 25 December 2008 † JB § Photographic Shenanigans ‡ Comments (0) °

I am delicate like plastic

Willow rip
Last week, I was at the hospital. I had a terrible case of hypocalcemia, which I had suspected (totally incorrectly) to have been some fancy shit like Münchausen syndrome, which explains why it took me three days to get help. But before all that, I was shitting liquid.
White Nights movies Wait, [...]

Posted 21 December 2008 † JB § Anecdotes ‡ Comments (0) °

Manny Paqcuiao’s New Killer Combo Moves To Beat The Crap Out Of Oscar De La Hoya

Out of Time

Stop-Loss ipod

Right about now, Manny Pacquiao
Gandhi move
and his henchmen are having a mass at his hotel room in Las Vegas, to fortify himself thru religion for his bout a bit later with “Golden Boy” Oscar dela Hoya.” And by “fortify,” I mean, the priest is actually “blessing” Manny’s paraphernalia: his gloves, [...]

Posted 06 December 2008 † JB § Unstoppable Silliness ‡ Comments (1) °

And in the afterhours, you’ll see, I love you, almost madly*

Two years ago, a female friend told me about another female friend who was so infatuated with some guy that she actually stalked him. She would shadow him, hide in the bushes, jump into a taxi when he drives away. She was totally crazy about him that all the shit she did deserved at least [...]

Posted 05 December 2008 † JB § Stories And Sketches ‡ Comments (8) °