[Depending on the sense of humor of the universe at the moment, these text things may or may not have appeared in a recent issue of the Adamson Chronicle]
Hi. My name is JB Lazarte. I’m what you may consider a self-absorbed, self-obsessed, anal-retentive, English Nazi slash editor slash netrepreneur slash selfish bastard. But before I [...]
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Compelling Bullshit
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music" -- some really good dancer named Friedrich Nietzsche-
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- Life is an unending series of pregnant pauses
- For The Win
- The Anti-joke
- The end is built into the beginning
- When this is over, when the things the world wants from you are all gone, you’ll have time for small silly things
- That’s the thing with greed, Archy. It’s blind.
- If you’re an adult, you have the IQ of a squeezable ketchup bottle and deserve to have a car battery shocking your testicles
- From innocence, to knowledge and disillusionment
- Explaining the Bible in short, bullshit-free narrative
- May we all have a bullshit-free holiday season
- I am delicate like plastic
- Manny Paqcuiao’s New Killer Combo Moves To Beat The Crap Out Of Oscar De La Hoya
- And in the afterhours, you’ll see, I love you, almost madly*
- Naming babies
- Your reality, sir, is all lies and balderdash. And I’m delighted to say I have no grasp of it.
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