Monthly Archives March 2009

That’s the thing with greed, Archy. It’s blind.

Letters from Iwo Jima movies
Nympha film
download Paint Your Wagon movie
Dragonfly divx
Crazy Girls Undercover download Old School
Aww, lookie that. It’s Andrew Tan, Megaworld Corp’s Overlord. Seems like only yesterday I was writing the guy’s “I used to be as poor as fuck, just like you!” speeches for the still-dirt-poor people at UE (he’s [...]

If you’re an adult, you have the IQ of a squeezable ketchup bottle and deserve to have a car battery shocking your testicles

Moon Zero Two divx
I got an offer to write for Maxim magazine. One of the blogs I write got their attention, and based on that blog’s “popularity,” and of course due to my awesome ninja writing skillz that almost always make me include the word “vagina” in the text I produce, Maxim’s top honchos [...]