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The world as I see it

All so I’ll-churn-out-copious-amounts-of-nightmares-for-you cute, but would have been better if Nick used some nice adult female.
{Image: Nick Veasey’s x-ray art}

Posted 28 April 2010 § Unstoppable Silliness ‡ Comments (0) °

How parents teach kids to become perpetual losers

“Children spend years in an antiquated educational system, studying subjects they will never use, preparing for a world that no longer exists.
“Today, the most dangerous advice you can give a child is `Go to school, get good grades and look for a safe secure job,’ ” he likes to say. That is old advice, and [...]

Posted 28 April 2010 § Guide To Ninja Living ‡ Comments (0) °

“Too porny for comfort”

Oh, hey, it’s an essay written by me in this month’s (March 2010) issue of Playboy Philippines. It’s about, uhh, the you-know-what. Read it aloud to a group of your favorite youngsters, and make them happy forever!

Click on every image to see the large, readable version.

Posted 28 March 2010 § Anecdotes ‡ Comments (1) °

Life is an unending series of pregnant pauses

Some hotel, Manila, 2008:
I’m walking out of the hotel. Some old man approaches:
Old man: You want a girl, sir?
Me: (a pause) I just came out of there. Didn’t you see that?
Old man: (smiles, seemingly unsure) But…you want a girl, sir?
Me: (a pause)
***
February 2000, Doroteo Jose, Avenida:
My hands are full — I carry two huge boxes [...]

Posted 04 January 2010 § Anecdotes ‡ Comments (1) °

For The Win

Fast Track: No Limits divx

Troy divx
Q: Prove God doesn’t exist.
A: That’s a tough one. Show me how it’s done by proving Zeus and Apollo don’t exist, and I’ll use your method.

buy Octopussy – Pat Condell

The [...]

Posted 27 May 2009 § Unstoppable Silliness ‡ Comments (1) °