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	<title>The Spinal Tap &#187; JB</title>
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		<title>The world as I see it</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 02:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
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All so I&#8217;ll-churn-out-copious-amounts-of-nightmares-for-you cute, but would have been better if Nick used some nice adult female.
{Image: Nick Veasey&#8217;s x-ray art}
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		<title>How parents teach kids to become perpetual losers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 02:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Children spend years in an antiquated educational system, studying subjects they will never use, preparing for a world that no longer exists.
&#8220;Today, the most dangerous advice you can give a child is `Go to school, get good grades and look for a safe secure job,&#8217; &#8221; he likes to say. That is old advice, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Too porny for comfort&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2010/03/too-porny-for-comfort/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 02:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, hey, it&#8217;s an essay written by me in this month&#8217;s (March 2010) issue of Playboy Philippines. It&#8217;s about, uhh, the you-know-what. Read it aloud to a group of your favorite youngsters, and make them happy forever!

Click on every image to see the large, readable version.
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		<title>Life is an unending series of pregnant pauses</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2010/01/life-is-an-unending-series-of-pregnant-pauses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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Some hotel, Manila, 2008:
I&#8217;m walking out of the hotel. Some old man approaches:
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Me: (a pause) I just came out of there. Didn&#8217;t you see that?
Old man: (smiles, seemingly unsure) But&#8230;you want a girl, sir?
Me: (a pause)
***
February 2000, Doroteo Jose, Avenida:
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		<title>For The Win</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 06:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Anti-joke</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/04/the-anti-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<title>The end is built into the beginning</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/04/the-end-is-built-into-the-beginning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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On Sunday afternoons, she sits on a little bench right beside their gate, all dolled up. Sometimes she wears a strong perfume. Sometimes she just smells of soap. She likes wearing black, or skimpy, something that shows her hips and belly button. She chats with her girlfriends in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When this is over, when the things the world wants from you are all gone, you’ll have time for small silly things</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<title>That&#8217;s the thing with greed, Archy. It&#8217;s blind.</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/03/thats-the-thing-with-greed-archy-its-blind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<title>If you’re an adult, you have the IQ of a squeezable ketchup bottle and deserve to have a car battery shocking your testicles</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/03/if-you%e2%80%99re-an-adult-you-have-the-iq-of-a-squeezable-ketchup-bottle-and-deserve-to-have-a-car-battery-shocking-your-testicles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/03/if-you%e2%80%99re-an-adult-you-have-the-iq-of-a-squeezable-ketchup-bottle-and-deserve-to-have-a-car-battery-shocking-your-testicles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moon Zero Two divx
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