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From innocence, to knowledge and disillusionment

[Depending on the sense of humor of the universe at the moment, these text things may or may not have appeared in a recent issue of the Adamson Chronicle]
Hi. My name is JB Lazarte. I’m what you may consider a self-absorbed, self-obsessed, anal-retentive, English Nazi slash editor slash netrepreneur slash selfish bastard. But before I [...]

Explaining the Bible in short, bullshit-free narrative

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Found, unsourced, on the interwebz.
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download The Inner Circle movie

Fright [...]

May we all have a bullshit-free holiday season

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Eat, drink and be merry. Repeat as necessary.
{Image: Atheist sign at a nativity scene}

I am delicate like plastic

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Last week, I was at the hospital. I had a terrible case of hypocalcemia, which I had suspected (totally incorrectly) to have been some fancy shit like Münchausen syndrome, which explains why it took me three days to get help. But before all that, I was shitting liquid.
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Manny Paqcuiao’s New Killer Combo Moves To Beat The Crap Out Of Oscar De La Hoya

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Right about now, Manny Pacquiao
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and his henchmen are having a mass at his hotel room in Las Vegas, to fortify himself thru religion for his bout a bit later with “Golden Boy” Oscar dela Hoya.” And by “fortify,” I mean, the priest is actually “blessing” Manny’s paraphernalia: his gloves, [...]