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		<title>&#8220;Too porny for comfort&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 02:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, hey, it&#8217;s an essay written by me in this month&#8217;s (March 2010) issue of Playboy Philippines. It&#8217;s about, uhh, the you-know-what. Read it aloud to a group of your favorite youngsters, and make them happy forever!

Click on every image to see the large, readable version.
Other Cool Posts

It don&#8217;t mean a thing if it ain&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life is an unending series of pregnant pauses</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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Some hotel, Manila, 2008:
I&#8217;m walking out of the hotel. Some old man approaches:
Old man: You want a girl, sir?
Me: (a pause) I just came out of there. Didn&#8217;t you see that?
Old man: (smiles, seemingly unsure) But&#8230;you want a girl, sir?
Me: (a pause)
***
February 2000, Doroteo Jose, Avenida:
My hands are full &#8212; I carry two huge boxes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If you’re an adult, you have the IQ of a squeezable ketchup bottle and deserve to have a car battery shocking your testicles</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moon Zero Two divx
 I got an offer to write for Maxim magazine. One of the blogs I write got their attention, and based on that blog’s “popularity,” and of course due to my awesome ninja writing skillz that almost always make me include the word “vagina” in the text I produce, Maxim’s top honchos [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From innocence, to knowledge and disillusionment</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/02/from-innocence-to-knowledge-and-disillusionment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Depending on the sense of humor of the universe at the moment, these text things may or may not have appeared in a recent issue of the Adamson Chronicle]
Hi. My name is JB Lazarte. I’m what you may consider a self-absorbed, self-obsessed, anal-retentive, English Nazi slash editor slash netrepreneur slash selfish bastard. But before I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am delicate like plastic</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2008/12/i-am-delicate-like-plastic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Willow rip
Last week, I was at the hospital. I had a terrible case of hypocalcemia, which I had suspected (totally incorrectly) to have been some fancy shit like Münchausen syndrome, which explains why it took me three days to get help. But before all that, I was shitting liquid.
White Nights movies Wait, backtrack. Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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