Look at you. You’re so cool standing there like that guy in that toothpaste TV ad. Sucking air through your teeth. Staring into the glass and thinking, Why the fuck am I here? You’re thinking, This is how Elvis did it.
You gaze across the maddening hyperspace and still, she’s on the bar stool. She laughs [...]
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Compelling Bullshit
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music" -- some really good dancer named Friedrich Nietzsche-
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