Category Archives: Stories And Sketches

Friday evening kitsch

Look at you. You’re so cool standing there like that guy in that toothpaste TV ad. Sucking air through your teeth. Staring into the glass and thinking, Why the fuck am I here? You’re thinking, This is how Elvis did it.
You gaze across the maddening hyperspace and still, she’s on the bar stool. She laughs [...]

The end is built into the beginning

The X-Files: I Want to Believe buy

On Sunday afternoons, she sits on a little bench right beside their gate, all dolled up. Sometimes she wears a strong perfume. Sometimes she just smells of soap. She likes wearing black, or skimpy, something that shows her hips and belly button. She chats with her girlfriends in a [...]

And in the afterhours, you’ll see, I love you, almost madly*

Two years ago, a female friend told me about another female friend who was so infatuated with some guy that she actually stalked him. She would shadow him, hide in the bushes, jump into a taxi when he drives away. She was totally crazy about him that all the shit she did deserved at least [...]

Naming babies

Youth Without Youth ipod

Hello, Dolly! movie

Next Friday movie
The Abyss buy

download World War 1 in Colour

The Final Conflict ipod

Terry Fator: Live from Las Vegas download
And here, an ancient tale:
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers movie
Joshua ipod
Code 46 rip
The Pelican Brief divx

Johnson Family Dinner movie
End of the Spear movie download
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The real ‘Vagina Monologues’

Thunderball psp House of the Dead divx

Willow dvdrip

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo download

I enter a hotel room. Somebody obscenely rich is having a cocktail party. Nobody’s there that I know. This bothers me for a few moments, until I realize why: everyone’s face is a huge, pink vagina.
I approach a gentleman in a suit, [...]