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I enter a hotel room. Somebody obscenely rich is having a cocktail party. Nobody’s there that I know. This bothers me for a few moments, until I realize why: everyone’s face is a huge, pink vagina.
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(One boring day two years ago, I was looking for something funny to write just to amuse myself. And so I did what every normal person will do — I tried to turn the Bible into a comedy. Hence the two stories below.
Warning: unexciting people shouldn’t read this, at all.)
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