Category Archives: Stories And Sketches

The end is built into the beginning

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On Sunday afternoons, she sits on a little bench right beside their gate, all dolled up. Sometimes she wears a strong perfume. Sometimes she just smells of soap. She likes wearing black, or skimpy, something that shows her hips and belly button. She chats with her girlfriends in a [...]

And in the afterhours, you’ll see, I love you, almost madly*

Two years ago, a female friend told me about another female friend who was so infatuated with some guy that she actually stalked him. She would shadow him, hide in the bushes, jump into a taxi when he drives away. She was totally crazy about him that all the shit she did deserved at least [...]

Naming babies

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And here, an ancient tale:
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The real ‘Vagina Monologues’

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I enter a hotel room. Somebody obscenely rich is having a cocktail party. Nobody’s there that I know. This bothers me for a few moments, until I realize why: everyone’s face is a huge, pink vagina.
I approach a gentleman in a suit, [...]

The ‘Jesus and Judas Comedy Extravaganza’

(One boring day two years ago, I was looking for something funny to write just to amuse myself. And so I did what every normal person will do — I tried to turn the Bible into a comedy. Hence the two stories below.

Warning: unexciting people shouldn’t read this, at all.)
Part 1: “Jesus sings Sinatra”
And when [...]