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	<description>JB Lazarte's take on stuff.</description>
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		<title>Friday evening kitsch</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 03:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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Look at you. You’re so cool standing there like that guy in that toothpaste TV ad. Sucking air through your teeth. Staring into the glass and thinking, Why the fuck am I here? You’re thinking, This is how Elvis did it.
You gaze across the maddening hyperspace and still, she’s on the bar stool. She laughs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The end is built into the beginning</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
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On Sunday afternoons, she sits on a little bench right beside their gate, all dolled up. Sometimes she wears a strong perfume. Sometimes she just smells of soap. She likes wearing black, or skimpy, something that shows her hips and belly button. She chats with her girlfriends in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And in the afterhours, you&#8217;ll see, I love you, almost madly*</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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Two years ago, a female friend told me about another female friend who was so infatuated with some guy that she actually stalked him. She would shadow him, hide in the bushes, jump into a taxi when he drives away. She was totally crazy about him that all the shit she did deserved at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naming babies</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<title>The real &#8216;Vagina Monologues&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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I enter a hotel room. Somebody obscenely rich is having a cocktail party. Nobody&#8217;s there that I know. This bothers me for a few moments, until I realize why: everyone&#8217;s face is a huge, pink vagina.
I approach a gentleman in a suit, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8216;Jesus and Judas Comedy Extravaganza&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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(One boring day two years ago, I was looking for something funny to write just to amuse myself. And so I did what every normal person will do &#8212; I tried to turn the Bible into a comedy. Hence the two stories below.

Warning: unexciting people shouldn&#8217;t read this, at all.)
Part 1: &#8220;Jesus sings Sinatra&#8221;
And when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All you need is a song and the drama&#8217;s complete</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2008/10/all-you-need-is-a-song-to-complete-the-superdrama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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