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		<title>Life is an unending series of pregnant pauses</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>For The Win</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 06:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Anti-joke</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/04/the-anti-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<title>The end is built into the beginning</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/04/the-end-is-built-into-the-beginning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>When this is over, when the things the world wants from you are all gone, you’ll have time for small silly things</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/04/when-this-is-over-when-the-things-the-world-wants-from-you-are-all-gone-you%e2%80%99ll-have-time-for-small-silly-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>That&#8217;s the thing with greed, Archy. It&#8217;s blind.</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/03/thats-the-thing-with-greed-archy-its-blind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<title>If you’re an adult, you have the IQ of a squeezable ketchup bottle and deserve to have a car battery shocking your testicles</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/03/if-you%e2%80%99re-an-adult-you-have-the-iq-of-a-squeezable-ketchup-bottle-and-deserve-to-have-a-car-battery-shocking-your-testicles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<title>From innocence, to knowledge and disillusionment</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/02/from-innocence-to-knowledge-and-disillusionment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/02/from-innocence-to-knowledge-and-disillusionment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<title>Explaining the Bible in short, bullshit-free narrative</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/01/explaining-the-bible-in-short-bullshit-free-narrative/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2009/01/explaining-the-bible-in-short-bullshit-free-narrative/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JB</dc:creator>
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		<title>May we all have a bullshit-free holiday season</title>
		<link>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2008/12/may-we-all-have-a-bullshit-free-holiday-season/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thespinaltap.com/2008/12/may-we-all-have-a-bullshit-free-holiday-season/#comments</comments>
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